Big Jim says hi and lets you know what he and Rhian will be talking about in the next episode.

"His first name is 'Captain,' his last name is 'Awesome.'"

Rhian got mystery gifts from Keith and The Girl, but who bought it? Big Jim makes her cry because he's so damn funny! People are mega stupid in public. Surprise, it's snowing in Canada! The $1 pregnancy test - it has to 100% accurate. Thieves use Google Earth to steal from churches. Is Wikileaks good or bad? A lazy artist "decorates" a Christmas tree. Man's holiday decorations encourage public urination. A woman is suing over broken wrist from toilet paper dispenser that has changed her live forever.

"We're not talking about bee stings, we're talking about boobs now."

It's Rhain's birthday! She's a sexy chick, for sure. Big Jim has an awesome song for the b-day girl. Leslie Nielsen, a great Canadian comedy superstar, has died. RIP. Who knew he had such a influence on Rhian's life? A prank order for 178 pizzas, and they fell for it. Real life Little Baby Faggot incident. When is OK to say a hot, young chick is a hot, young chick?

"That might sound gay but trust me, it ain't like that."

Big Jim and Rhian are back again and give thanks, along with some of the listeners, on Thanksgiving Day in America (the one Thanksgiving holiday that really counts). Rhian is an exercise monster who keeps getting hurt - she will from now on be called "La Situation." Black Friday is crazy, but the co-hosts have plans to get to the mega deals first. A Canadian government official likes sex stories. German news: chick might get her breast implants repossessed, and old dude gets trapped in his basement because he's a moron. Former Miss Universe 1996 from Venezuela is stupid. Singapore water polo team members are sporting a crescent moon where it counts.

"What? Did she just blow me?"

The dynamic duo is back for a special pre-Thanksgiving show. Big Jim had his ears lowered by an old black woman who smacked his forehead and blew him multiple times. A Russian mom tried to stop her daughter's wedding by telling police she was flying with a bomb. An expensive Las Vegas burger, the 777. The Transportation Security Administration wants to grope you or see you naked, your choice. Rhian knows this too well. Opt Out Day, organized to hold up holiday traffic at airports nationwide, was a huge fail. Farmville is not No. 1 on Facebook anymore, but look for the updated game soon. I know you're excited.

"They literally fucked her brain out, I think. She went retarded."

Big Jim is back with Rhian, who returns after her "technical difficulties." The Rhi Roast has been pushed back to give you, all the fans, more time to write and participate. Be ready for an exciting end of the year extravaganza. Rhi is coming to the United States again for the winter, escaping Canada's harsh conditions. "Is it cold enough for ya?" Rhi was shakin' her booty this week with some shitty club dancing. The co-hosts have an Orgasm of the Week challenge, who is the bigger pervert? Bad and good safe words. AP style fun. Odd news: Garfield messes up, boobs in Ukraine, watch out for zombies along the Arizona highway, New Jersey has the worst airport - we already knew that, and a slick cop broadcasts chick's moans he was banging over the police radio.

"I tell you what, the only time anything goes in my anus is if I'm unconscious."

Big Jim and Rhian are at it again. The big dude completed an eventful and trying move to the new apartment that included busted water pipes and people calling him Jay, and the hot chick completed another round of tests at the hospital. She got a B for boobs. Audiobuzzed had a super successful October, and there's a surprise country that downloads the show second only to No. 1 USA. Texas and San Antonio, we love you. Rhian fails at Orgasm of the Week. Strange news this episode includes tips like not agreeing to a wedding ceremony in a language you don't understand; even if you say it's OK to shove something in your ass when your unconscious, the law might disagree; and don't force a dog to blow you then post pictures on Twitter.

"I enjoy penis. Fine. There. I said it"

Rhian is back with Big Jim after the Canadian Thanksgiving break. She hosted some friends at the Rhisort over the weekend and went out on the town. There's some skin showing in the Keith and The Girl hottest guy and girl contests. And some of Audiobuzzed's listeners are flaunting their stuff there. Rhian likes to look at peen. Crazy Japanese singing holograms. A new segment: Orgasm of the Week! Chilean miners were better off underground. FBI's GPS trackers are huge! News: Justin Beiber punches a 12-year-old for calling him a fag, Obama streaker didn't get the million dollars, Belgian Roman Catholic Church thinks AIDS is a type of justice, dude busted for weed but cop finds the bong he lost seven years ago, and a surprising stabbing at anger management group class.

Don't forget, the Rhi Roast will happen in late November! We want you to join in. E-mail your roast of 1-5 minutes to bigjim@audiobuzzed.com or call the buzzed line at 919-289-9331 and leave it as a message there.

That's disgusting! Who does that?

Big Jim and Rhian are back! Rhi's computer died. But thanks to the kindness of friends and strangers who want to see her bewbs online, she has a new lappy. Canadian Thanksgiving is coming, whatever happened to the cornucopia? Audiobuzzed is growing! Thanks for spreading the word. Howard Stern's staff made an awesome prank call. Now Rhian knows what a blumpkin is. Greg Giraldo RIP. Australia's Top Model messes up royally. News: Chad Ochocinco sex line, millionaire times two, courts say no to Chippendales, grandma tries to get out of drunken driving arrest by offering something special to the officer, strip club becomes lame because of new laws and turns to prostitution, and the miracle patch will save your life, fatty!

"I'm going vag to box."

Rhian and Big Jim talk about the 2010 VMAs - Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber, Usher, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Chelsea Handler. "Yay, I'm old." "Yay, they suck." Jessie Joyce CD name - Joyce Schtick? We remember 9/11 our own ways. America CAN have parades, even if Canada thinks that's ridiculous. It's Invisible Illness week. Check out Rhian's blog at http://rhian-smokeandmirrors.blogspot.com. Dallas Cowboy fans are annoying and obnoxious. Audiobuzzed fantasy football has begun! News time - overdue amnesty, high-five world record, dude bones chicks and has at least 42 kids with 42 different mothers, regurgitating goldfish ruled cruel, pole dance champ fail and feminine hygiene product cereal.

And don't forget about the Rhi Roast! If you want to participate, e-mail bigjim@audiobuzzed.com or hit the big guy up on twitter @bigjimtx.