Audiobuzzed

Audiobuzzed #44: Mona Lisa or Jesus?

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 11:07:00 GMT

"You're so giving me a $5 footlong."

Rhian is older in this episode. She had her big birthday party in Ottawa with her crew of misfits and our good, funny friend Jesse Joyce. We get some great advice from Big Jim on how to pick up chicks. He learned a lot from the 650-pound virgin. Jesus makes another sighting, this time on the bottom of a clothes iron. Black albinos are not safe in the Mother Land. Would you eat meat that's gown and not killed?

Audiobuzzed #43: A Pretty Gay

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 06:45:00 GMT

"Why is Santa kissing children?"
"Hey, it's Christmas for him, too"

Movie reviews "2012," "Zombieland" and "Paranormal Activity." Thanksgiving and Rhian's birthday are fast approaching. Minus-one point for Uncast. Adam Lambert does gay stuff on stage. Big Jim almost kills himself driving when animals appear on the road. Strange and exciting news from across the globe.

Audiobuzzed #42: Smells Like Bacon

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:24:00 GMT

"I'm so horny its ridiculous"

Rhian and Big Jim talk about a lot of news this week from pigs in Tim Horton's bathrooms, cops getting manicures, crazy Brazilians showing up at their own funerals, the elderly Asian woman that took a driving test 950 times before she barely passed and the chick who faked breast cancer and used money she got at a fundraiser to buy breast implants. Rhi is pumped op on on steroids (rawr) and Big Jim is looking forward to writing stand-up comedy and drinking lots of blue alchohol.

Audiobuzzed #41: Going Down

Wed, 4 Nov 2009 10:47:00 GMT

"Though, I tell all the ladies you should measure in inches... I didn't make it up. That would be gay."

Audiobuzzed #40: crazyballoonboyfamily

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:57:00 GMT

"Here, wear my pussy around your neck."

Audiobuzzed #39: Giving Thanks for Midget Strippers

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:12:00 GMT

"And I farted, and it didn't feel right"

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Audiobuzzed #38: No Comment

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:41:00 GMT

"Was I an asshole for asking that?"

Audiobuzzed #37: No Colors Allowed

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:39:00 GMT

"You are permanently invited to the love cave between my legs."

Audiobuzzed #36: Fetishes

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:14:00 GMT

"I can sneak a .22 under my nutsack, I think."

Audiobuzzed #35: A Fantastic Bitch

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:47:00 GMT

"It's like our own form of, you know, polygamy, but cool, and without the pedophilia."

Audiobuzzed #34: You're Stuck With Jesus

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:27:00 GMT

"I think they call those Jew switches in Germany."

Audiobuzzed #33: Beat It

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:20:00 GMT

"He would dance with you, then he'd sleep with me and give me the Jesus juice."

Audiobuzzed #32: Cosmonaut Cum Shot

Sun, 5 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT

"Whoah, I thought that was a man! OK, My bad."

Audiobuzzed #31: Drinking on the Job

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:02:00 GMT

"I would like to see Mother Teresa's vagina."

Audiobuzzed #30: Today's Music

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:28:00 GMT

"I think it's well documented I'm stuck in the '90s, for sure."