Audiobuzzed

Audiobuzzed #48: The Most Smartest

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:01:00 GMT

Suck a dirty penis!

Rhian is still hanging out in San Diego and having a great time. Our co-hosts go over some American TV shows they love because they're awful - America's Most Smartest Model and American Idol. Big Jim is still battling a mouse in the house, and we get a little too close to the big guy in his first installment of Can-did Confessions. Some weird news with suicide attempts, eating dogs and killing your wife with a remote control. Don't forget about Rhian and the Uncasts at the Keith and The Girl meet-up Jan. 23 in Los Angeles! And Big Jim will be at the KATG meet-up in Austin sometime in March.

Another big THANK YOU to you, the Audiobuzzed listeners who made January the best month in the show's history! Thanks for listening and spreading word about the podcast. We love you - yes, in that way.

Audiobuzzed #47: The Gun Show

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:52:00 GMT

Hello? Yellow? Hello?

Rhian is in San Diego with Daniel and Victoria from Uncast, and the cute couple joins us for the show. Rhian has an interesting trip from Canada to the States. Is it twenty-ten, Two thousand-ten or 2KX? Of course you call Big Jim on the Buzzedline (919-Buzzed-1) if you want to buy a gun. Cold weather in Florida = suicidal zombie iguanas? Odd news includes more two-headed cows, Chinese boy shoves chopstick up his nose and into his brain and sexpresso shops. The Winter Olympics is like NASCAR, you're just watching for the wrecks. We learn the word of the year and the word of the decade.

We'd like to give our appreciation to all our listeners for making December the most download month in show history, and January should beat that record again. We thank you for spreading the word and telling a friend or two about Audiobuzzed. Keep up the awesome work!

Audiobuzzed #46: A New Year

Sun, 3 Jan 2010 13:18:00 GMT

2009, go suck it!

We "ring" in the new year with Rhian, Big Jim and barely-alive Dick Clark who really needs to shut it down when it comes to counting. We learn 10 New Year's resolutions that will make you live longer, and we all need a little more No. 10 in 2010, for sure. We hear some of the top songs of the first decade of the new millennium and listen to our co-hosts' top picks. Some stupid news stories, balloon boy's parents get jail time and MyohMy wins the fantasy football title.

Audiobuzzed #45: Holiday Spirit

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:54:00 GMT

"That is a little illegal but it's sort of hot in a 'cause-I-know-you're-not-12 way"

Feliz Kwanzaa and everything holiday related to our listeners! Big Jim isn't exactly in the holiday spirit after his new job was "resended" via e-mail. But he had a good time getting to see regular Keith and The Girl guests and funny men Ben Lerman and Jesse Joyce in Houston. Rhian likes girly Christmas stuff because she totally has a vagina and big boobs. The top athletes of the year include horses and car drivers, WTF? And to cap it off, some special holiday songs by the big guy.

Audiobuzzed #44: Mona Lisa or Jesus?

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 11:07:00 GMT

"You're so giving me a $5 footlong."

Rhian is older in this episode. She had her big birthday party in Ottawa with her crew of misfits and our good, funny friend Jesse Joyce. We get some great advice from Big Jim on how to pick up chicks. He learned a lot from the 650-pound virgin. Jesus makes another sighting, this time on the bottom of a clothes iron. Black albinos are not safe in the Mother Land. Would you eat meat that's gown and not killed?

Audiobuzzed #43: A Pretty Gay

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 06:45:00 GMT

"Why is Santa kissing children?"
"Hey, it's Christmas for him, too"

Movie reviews "2012," "Zombieland" and "Paranormal Activity." Thanksgiving and Rhian's birthday are fast approaching. Minus-one point for Uncast. Adam Lambert does gay stuff on stage. Big Jim almost kills himself driving when animals appear on the road. Strange and exciting news from across the globe.

Audiobuzzed #42: Smells Like Bacon

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:24:00 GMT

"I'm so horny its ridiculous"

Rhian and Big Jim talk about a lot of news this week from pigs in Tim Horton's bathrooms, cops getting manicures, crazy Brazilians showing up at their own funerals, the elderly Asian woman that took a driving test 950 times before she barely passed and the chick who faked breast cancer and used money she got at a fundraiser to buy breast implants. Rhi is pumped op on on steroids (rawr) and Big Jim is looking forward to writing stand-up comedy and drinking lots of blue alchohol.

Audiobuzzed #41: Going Down

Wed, 4 Nov 2009 10:47:00 GMT

"Though, I tell all the ladies you should measure in inches... I didn't make it up. That would be gay."

Audiobuzzed #40: crazyballoonboyfamily

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:57:00 GMT

"Here, wear my pussy around your neck."

Audiobuzzed #39: Giving Thanks for Midget Strippers

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:12:00 GMT

"And I farted, and it didn't feel right"

Don't forget to nominate Audiobuzzed for this year's Podcast Awards in the general category. Nominations end Oct. 18! Click the Podcast Awards banner and nominate to get us into the finals for a second straight year!

Audiobuzzed #38: No Comment

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:41:00 GMT

"Was I an asshole for asking that?"

Audiobuzzed #37: No Colors Allowed

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:39:00 GMT

"You are permanently invited to the love cave between my legs."

Audiobuzzed #36: Fetishes

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:14:00 GMT

"I can sneak a .22 under my nutsack, I think."

Audiobuzzed #35: A Fantastic Bitch

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:47:00 GMT

"It's like our own form of, you know, polygamy, but cool, and without the pedophilia."

Audiobuzzed #34: You're Stuck With Jesus

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:27:00 GMT

"I think they call those Jew switches in Germany."