"That is a little illegal but it's sort of hot in a 'cause-I-know-you're-not-12 way"



Feliz Kwanzaa and everything holiday related to our listeners! Big Jim isn't exactly in the holiday spirit after his new job was "resended" via e-mail. But he had a good time getting to see regular Keith and The Girl guests and funny men Ben Lerman and Jesse Joyce in Houston. Rhian likes girly Christmas stuff because she totally has a vagina and big boobs. The top athletes of the year include horses and car drivers, WTF? And to cap it off, some special holiday songs by the big guy.

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"You're so giving me a $5 footlong."


Rhian is older in this episode. She had her big birthday party in Ottawa with her crew of misfits and our good, funny friend Jesse Joyce. We get some great advice from Big Jim on how to pick up chicks. He learned a lot from the 650-pound virgin. Jesus makes another sighting, this time on the bottom of a clothes iron. Black albinos are not safe in the Mother Land. Would you eat meat that's gown and not killed?
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:07 AM

"Why is Santa kissing children?"
"Hey, it's Christmas for him, too"

Movie reviews "2012," "Zombieland" and "Paranormal Activity." Thanksgiving and Rhian's birthday are fast approaching. Minus-one point for Uncast. Adam Lambert does gay stuff on stage. Big Jim almost kills himself driving when animals appear on the road. Strange and exciting news from across the globe.
Direct download: Audiobuzzed43.mp3
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"I'm so horny its ridiculous"

Rhian and Big Jim talk about a lot of news this week from pigs in Tim Horton's bathrooms, cops getting manicures, crazy Brazilians showing up at their own funerals, the elderly Asian woman that took a driving test 950 times before she barely passed and the chick who faked breast cancer and used money she got at a fundraiser to buy breast implants. Rhi is pumped op on on steroids (rawr) and Big Jim is looking forward to writing stand-up comedy and drinking lots of blue alchohol.
Direct download: Audiobuzzed42.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:24 AM

"Though, I tell all the ladies you should measure in inches... I didn't make it up. That would be gay."
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:47 AM

"Here, wear my pussy around your neck."






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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:57 AM

"And I farted, and it didn't feel right"


Don't forget to nominate Audiobuzzed for this year's Podcast Awards in the general category. Nominations end Oct. 18! Click the Podcast Awards banner and nominate to get us into the finals for a second straight year!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:12 AM

"Was I an asshole for asking that?"



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Category:general -- posted at: 9:41 PM

"You are permanently invited to the love cave between my legs."





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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:39 AM

"I can sneak a .22 under my nutsack, I think."
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