"His first name is 'Captain,' his last name is 'Awesome.'"

Rhian got mystery gifts from Keith and The Girl, but who bought it? Big Jim makes her cry because he's so damn funny! People are mega stupid in public. Surprise, it's snowing in Canada! The $1 pregnancy test - it has to 100% accurate. Thieves use Google Earth to steal from churches. Is Wikileaks good or bad? A lazy artist "decorates" a Christmas tree. Man's holiday decorations encourage public urination. A woman is suing over broken wrist from toilet paper dispenser that has changed her live forever.

"We're not talking about bee stings, we're talking about boobs now."

It's Rhain's birthday! She's a sexy chick, for sure. Big Jim has an awesome song for the b-day girl. Leslie Nielsen, a great Canadian comedy superstar, has died. RIP. Who knew he had such a influence on Rhian's life? A prank order for 178 pizzas, and they fell for it. Real life Little Baby Faggot incident. When is OK to say a hot, young chick is a hot, young chick?